Watch Out For My Body Rolls
New warning for Jake cosplayers:

windytierleader:

  • Don’t call Meenah’s Hitler
  • Don’t jump-attack Meenah’s

yiffmyass:

get down

buttpilgrim:

whalebiology:

so I’m re-watching the first few seasons of Spongebob and I’m on the episode where Sponge and Pat think they flew a rocket to the Moon but really they’re still in Bikinibottom

and…

God at the beginning of the episode Spongebob is trying to get Sandy to take him with her to the Moon and she says nonchalantly, “No way Spongebob; especially not after your little mishap with my whirlybird.” and then the camera pans to

Spongebob killed dozens of people.

miramoondarling:

couryielle:

if meenah accidentally stabs jake in self-defense and he wakes up and we never see that dream bubble again for a hundred or so pages i would say

that is just SO hussie

I might actually die

ondeahy:

  • don’t fully understand the situation
  • don’t know the person at all
  • attack them
  • quickly
  • don’t even think about it
  • compare them to hitler
  • scream

jake english is essentially a social justice blogger

mirandacosgrove:

you’re all boobs

thespacecoyote:

So did anyone else think of this after the update?

colormekarkat:

oh look kanaya’s helping sollux out what a nice friend

hey wait a second what that on his neck

kanaya dont tell me

kanaya his girlfriend just died and he was blinded dont do that to him

at least she put a bandaid on him afterwards

gaymzee:

i hope makara’s first name is something like “boners” or “coffee”